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This is ‘Kat’. Kat doesn’t need a burger and chips but thanks for offering every single fucking time.....that joke is never not funny eyeroll. Kat won’t blow away in the wind, but again, thanks for your concern. And no, no you can’t borrow Kat’s chest so you can do your ironing....but again, really really funny.And that thing that your do, when you pretend that you didn’t hear her approach because her footsteps didn’t make a sound.... well that will stand her in good stead for planting that horse’s head in your bed whilst you sleep. Now that’s funny.


Kat is an original acrylic painting by Nicola Hallman, on A4 canvas paper




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